Should I eat these??

So for all my faithful blog readers in Northern VA, you probably heard on the news about all the people eating wild mushrooms or 'shrooms as I like to call them!

 Seriously... one man was quoted as saying... "I just wanted fresh stir fry!"  Are you serious sir?  The one thing my parents always told me was "Don't eat the mushrooms in the backyard!"  How did these people miss that lifetime memo?

And another thing?  These aren't even close to looking appetizing!!  So what about these scream FRESH PRODUCE??? Nothing in my oh so humble opinion!

So what should we all learn from this?  Buy your produce from the store, unless you live on a farm... or... you want to become critically ill!